Fashion for Losers

NEW SHIT MAN

2009-09-08T17:23:00.000-07:00

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My Sentences Have no Subjects Today

2008-01-29T12:29:00.000-08:00

New semester.

Sick.

Don't feel like posting.

Haven't really been posting more often than twice a month anyway because I am a weenie.

Probably won't post again for some time, although whenever I say that I always post something the next day.

Whateeeever.

Why are you reading this? Don't you have some Daddy Likey or Black Apple or other less crappy fashion blogs to be reading instead?

Here is some Halpert. See you when I'm done hibernating.

Maddy

Current Etsy Favorites (Edition III)

2008-01-12T06:55:00.000-08:00

I am at a loss for post ideas, so let's dip into my Etsy favorites, shall we?

This one just arrived in my mailbox, courtesy of Elegant Musings for $17. (Casey, the artist, also happens to keep a blog that is much more entertaining and frequently posted upon than my own, here.) This print is called "Heartstrings" and is ever so pleasing to look at. The intricacy of the drawing is exquisite, especially in the lady's dress. They seem such a shy couple, don't they?

These little bobby pins can be purchased from Foundling for $6 apiece. There is something irresistably romantic to me about fabric flowers as adornments for one's coiffure, and I particularly like this modern, simplistic take on the idea. I think these ruby-red ones would look especially striking, while the yellow, white, and pink varieties also available in the shop might provide an equally delightful but rather subtler contrast, especially to those with lighter hair. If you like the flower but are not fond of hair things, these come in the form of brooches as well.

I am in love with Etsy seller A Fanciful Twist's mixed-media dancers. This original, entitled "The Bird Girl Escapes" is available in her shop as I type this for $325, although surely is will be snapped up soon. I am sorely, sorely tempted to buy this myself, but I haven't enough money to spare, and so must be contented with prints. (I recieved one for Christmas, and I can vouch for their high quality- they are printed on canvas, even.) The newspaper skirts, the swirls of flowy hair, the unreal dust colors the artist uses, it all just makes you wish you lived in a dream, doesn't it?

This pretty little necklace is from Paper and Glue for $22. I love the pale vanilla icecream colors of buttons that have been used, and how the size of buttons gradates down from the big stripey one in the middle to the teensy tiny ones at the clasp. The shop is full of necklaces like this in several other color schemes, all of them completely original, and just as adorable as this one.

In other Etsy-related news, I might just be starting my own silly little store in the nearish future. I only recently registered as a seller, and I am still tinkering with the things to be sold, so don't expect anything too soon... but, for those of you who are interested, keep your eyeballs open.

Maddy

2007: Better Than 2006

2007-12-31T10:36:00.001-08:00

It is New Year's Eve, my dears! Tonight, we should all step out in four-inch heels, dance to cool music, drink champagne, and wear short little frocks like this:

Ruby Rox, $59.

Jump, $89.

Free People, $80.

Of course, I myself will be doing none of the above, as I will be at Paige's house with a bunch of our friends. For your information, we will probably play Twister, listen to some lame alterna-pop (All American Rejects, anyone?), and watch Disney Channel. I will be wearing some ancient jeans with a patch in the butt and some three- or four-year-old Chuck Taylors, paired tastefully with a gray tank top, which is cut in such a way that it inevitably reveals my bra straps every time I wear it. Yeah, I'm pretty sure tonight is going to be a blast.

Maddy

2007-12-23T08:09:00.000-08:00

I know, I have been horribly negligent.
Sorry.
Here is a pretty shoe:

Steve Madden, $70.

Merry Christmas!

Maddy

Karen Walker

2007-12-08T08:24:00.000-08:00

I was thoroughly let down by most of what designers had to offer for spring. All the shows were long ago and I have yet to write up a single one. However, there is a certain designer who has been getting better and better as the seasons progress- Karen Walker. I am quite fond of her superhero-inspired fall collection and have taken liberal amounts of inspiration from it when getting dressed in the past months:

I didn't like the collection quite enough at the time to write a post about it, but now, looking back through it, I wish I had. Piled-on neutrals interspersed with delightful shots of electric colors and patterns... an absolutely ideal fall wardrobe. Anyhow, I digress. What I really want to talk about is her spring collection. Take a look:

This is exactly the sort of stuff I like... A flippy denim miniskirt and argyle cardigan paired with menacing black boots; a hastily belted pink taffeta prom dress; a diamond patterned sweater tucked into a short tattered skirt. You'd think the whole girly-with-a-spin thing should be really tired, but Karen Walker took that and made it new again, and I totally love her for it. This collection is just so boppy and pleasant and now I can't wait for spring!

Maddy

Madeline's Selfish Wishlist

2007-11-26T12:57:00.001-08:00

The Christmas season is officially upon us. Thanksgiving is past, Halloween was long ago, and now it is time to think in terms of mistletoe and cinnamon. I am trying my very hardest to get my holiday shopping out of the way as soon as I can, as I do not want to be making any Christmas eve runs to Barnes & Noble this year. So far, I have gotten two of my nearest and dearest their presents, so that leaves approximately... well, the rest. Anyway, all of the generosity expended at this time of year tends to wear me out, so I will compile an indulgent little wishlist of my own. Perhaps some eagle eyed friends or relatives of mine will spy it and take the hint? (I know, I'm shameless.)

(From top: Urban Outfitters, Autumnomatopoeia, Oh My Cavelier, Sock Dreams, Waterfall, J. Crew, Blaze Danielle, Knittles, Hansigurumi, Allira Tee.)

Cute Leg Warmers?

2007-11-18T06:32:00.000-08:00

Okay, so generally, I hate leg warmers due to my instinctive distaste for anything remotely associated with 1980s fashion. I firmly stood my ground throughout their '04-'05 revival, and I have avoided direct contact with them for all of my life. However. . . I find my resolve faltering when presented with these.

They just look so very cozy and quirky and adorable. Alas, I just can not resist anything with buttons running up the side, it is a documented fact. But they are not even that 80's looking, are they? Maybe they are not even 80's looking at all? It is a strange new feeling to not be repulsed by a pair of leg warmers. I still am not quite sure whether I am experiencing a brief stint of insanity, and these are not actually very cute after all. I am kind of relieved that they are sold out right now, or else I might be quite tempted to click the "add to cart" button. Sock Dreams, $18.

Maddy

An Adolescent Boy's Guide to Looking Halfway Decent

2007-11-06T13:54:00.000-08:00

Lately, my little brother Jacob has been coming to me for clothing advice. Which is cool, because quite frankly, he could use the help. Not that he dresses heinously- he doesn't. It's just that he happens to be a typical eighth grade boy, and therefore has no qualms with wearing things such as tee shirts with bleach stains or shoes that have gaping holes in them. Today he came up to me while I was catching up on some blog reading and asked me to find him a sweater. Apparently he does not currently own a single one. This was surprising and strange to me until I mentally reviewed what he has worn over the past couple weeks- jeans, tee shirts, the aforementioned hole-bearing sneakers... nary a sweater, or indeed a fit article of clothing, in sight. Yes, it appears Jacob's wardrobe is in a dismal state, but I do not think he is alone. All across the country, there are adolescent boys who wear the same tee shirt three times a week, who haven't stepped foot into a proper dress shoe since the third grade, and who cringe at the thought of anything other than denim coming in contact with their legs. This is lamer than lame. Sure, the style options for boys are dreadfully limited when compared to those of the gentler sex, but certainly they can make more of an effort than this! Here is some stuff that I would have my little brother wear were he not afflicted with his typically masculine fear of clothing variety: Striped sweaters are a good thing to have a lot of if you are a boy. They are comfortable and non-dorky, and they lend an air of niceness to your persona. Boys in striped sweaters are the kind of boys who like puppies and go to expensive colleges. The first one is from Gap for $39.50 and comes in a whole slew of colors. The second is from Urban Outfitters for $48.

Now, on to pants. Jeans are fine, but I am so bored of them. So how about. . .

Some khaki-colored cords, perhaps? Like oh, I don't know, the ones pictured above that are currently on sale for $39? Just a thought.

Or perhaps a casual grey twill? Grey goes with everything, after all, and twill can be worn all year round. These are $40 from CCS. Seriously you guys, I am begging you. I don't really care what particular material you choose to cover your butt with, but please let it be something besides denim at least once in a while.

Okay, so I know most boys will wear a tee shirt under any circumstance that allows them to. Most would probably wear a tee shirt to their wedding if their bride was down with that. Anyways, if you're going to wear tee shirts every day, at least wear cool ones from Threadless. Like these:

All $15. Sweet.

Alright, so those ugly "skate" shoes that the majority of the boys at my school wear. LAME and AWFUL. No more. May I suggest Chuck Taylors? I'm not talking about your basic black low top. I mean, those are acceptable, but quite frankly rather boring. And since most guys only have one pair of shoes that they wear every day, that one pair should really be more interesting. Like these, for instance: These are so fly. If I was a fellow I would totally rock these. As a matter of fact, I might rock them anyways. . . Christmas present, anyone? $95 from converse.com.
So these are kind of badass, in a geriatric sort of way. I like them a lot. $97 from converse.com.
Orange suede! I don't know about you, but I am all over this crazy combination. $109 from converse.com.

And finally, we come to accessories. I know that the guys for whom I am writing this guide (i.e., my brother) don't really care that much about jewelry, bags, hats and such, but sometimes they add that extra je ne sais quoi to an outfit that make you look cool. Every guy should have a nice watch, for one thing, like this one:

This is not a sissy watch, you guys. It's got buckles and grommets and a stamped leather strap, and Roman numerals on the face, even. It is called the Adventurers Watch and it is by Etsy seller Marcus Stratus for $70.

Messenger bags are a good thing to have, too. Not for carrying all day every day, but just for school and travel and so forth.

This one will do the job nicely, I'm sure. It's down from $50 and is now $18. I like the mossy green color and it is not the sort of messenger bag that people might call you gay for carrying, I don't think. It is from amazon.com.

Whew. This post took forever to write. Too bad no boys will ever see it. Next time, it is definitely back to skirts and earrings and unicorns and all that other girlie stuff. Boy fashion is kind of boring.

Maddy

This Post Contains 0% Fashion. Sorry.

2007-11-04T07:19:00.001-08:00

I haven't had a lot of time to type in the past month or so. Sorry sorry to the three people who care. I don't have any fashiony things to discuss, but here are some pretty noises:

Take Me Out to Kun-Ding Tonight

This is by a little-known YouTube girl named Joanna Wang. I like her, even if her YouTube profile annoys the crap out of me. (Why won't you properly capitalize your sentances? Does your keyboard not come equipped with a Shift button, Joanna Wang? ) She does lots of covers, but I like her original songs better. This one makes me feel all bubbly, like how you feel when you like a boy.

Floating

This is by some cat named Jape. I hadn't heard of him until a couple weeks ago. Be warned- the tune is very sticky in your head.

I have been having a pleasant little while. There was a post-Halloween party at my house on Friday night, during which we watched Hocus Pocus, bootleg DVDs of Are You Afraid of the Dark, ate Reeses Cups, talked about what it was like in middle school, and had a generally silly time. I plan to do it again soon. I love parties. Here are some other things I love:

- Chai tea lattes. Why did nobody tell me about the magical effects of these sooner? The creamy spicy perfection of these concoctions puts me into some kind of fugue, during which I can do my Algebra II homework without even noticing it.

-Cold weather. Yes! Yes! And also Yes! Bring on the socks, and the sweaters, and the cable knit, and oh, all of the navy blue, marroon, and rust colors that my little heart desires! I love Fall, you guys.

-Dumb websites. Including but not limited to: Cute with Chris, White Ninja Comics, Waverly Films.

Okay, sorry about the serious lack of fashion content here, but I am one busy sophomore. And in between getting real-life dressed, being annoyed by my French teacher, and wasting my time on the Interweb, it's hard to work fashion dreaming into my schedule. But I solemnly swear to try harder.

Maddy

Current Etsy Favorites (Edition II)

2007-10-06T05:25:00.000-07:00

Okay, guys, so here's the problem:

I love Etsy more than is good for me. I can spend full hours just scrolling through all of the lovely and wonderful things Etsy has to offer, made by lovely and wonderful people all over the world, and wishing that I had a real job to fund my obsession (Nobody will hire me until I am sixteen unless I want to spend twenty hours a week making snow cones, which I don't. If you have never assembled a snow cone in your life, take it from me: you don't want to either). Also, I have just switched my bed into a different room in the attic, and this room has so many interesting angles on the walls and wonderful nooks and crannies in which to place works of art, that my Etsy addiction has become worse than ever... I will see a beautiful/cute/witty print, and think, "Oh, my! But how lovely that picture would look above my nightstand, in between the little chipped-up angel and the window!" Then I will click the "add to cart" button in my fit of consumerism before realizing that, wait, no, I'm broke. Sigh. Well anyways, here are my favorite Etsy people right now:

Acolloquist

This chick lives right here in my home state of Virginia, a fact which I was quite pleased to discover; this means that anything I order from her arrives post-haste. The jewelry available here is made mostly from vintage things put together in sweet and interesting ways. I love this necklace of hers, called Rat a Tat:

I don't know why, honestly. I have mentioned before that I like jewelry or apparel adorned with icky creatures, and little crystal-eyed rats are no exception. When I told my mom I was thinking of buying it, she said, and I quote, "Ew. Why?" So it looks like my loved ones are not ready for this particular gem, but if yours are, it is $42. (On a side note, a different package I ordered from Acolloquist arrived recently, and I am so happy! It was in a tiny white box with a red ribbon tied around it, and a little pin-back button with an octopus on it was tucked away in there too. Awww!)

Elsita

Elsita's shop offers a lot of really cool, sweet, graphic prints (She also does little toys which are very cute, but I'm mostly interested in the prints). These images are so strange, but somehow familiar, and so soft despite their definite lines. As soon as I have more money, I think I will be ordering this one:

I like the soft, dusty colors, and how the anatomical heart, which might usually seem rather creepy and macabre, is rendered to look like a patched-up stuffed animal. It is 8.5" x 11" and costs $20.

t8designs

Like Acolloquist, this store sells jewelry composed of vintage materials, but the aesthetic is very different. The jewelry here all has a vaguely archaic feeling to it, if archaic is the word I want. As if it could be found among the posessions of a wealthy, slightly crazy, Victorian woman, or something.

Since the moment I laid eyes on it, I have been unable to forget this necklace. It is as if it was made just for me! Of course, this can't be true, because if it had been made just for me, it would cost zero dollars instead of fifty-eight. Sigh. But if any of you ducks out there are lucky enough to have the means to purchase this and not feel guilty, do it. Do it for me and think of me each time you wear it. And if you ever get sick of wearing it, feel free to send it my way. I'll totally take it off your hands.

I think we've all heard enough of me complaining about how poor I feel. But seriously, though, if you like cool handmade stuff but still haven't gotten into Etsy, what is wrong with you? That is basically the moral of this post. Okay, bye guys.

Maddy

Sorry, three people who read my blog

2007-10-05T13:54:00.000-07:00

Yeah, sorry about the postlessness lately. I'll try and be better, promise. But we just got a new compy, and it has quite rudely increased the difficulty with which I can post pictures. Now I can't copy the picture directly from the source, I have to save it first and then select it from my personal files and WHATEVER. I do NOT have that kind of time, New Compy. FOR SHAME. And besides that, every time I start to write a new post, my ramblings kind of run dry about five minutes in, and I start thinking about everything I should be doing instead of tooling around on my lame fashion blog that only like three people read anyway (Because naturally I write this for the fame and fortune that inevitably comes to everybody with a blog). Anyways, I have a buttload of homework lately and I've been stitching up a homecoming dress for my friend in between all of my other projects and in the meantime sorta-maybe trying to start up an Etsy shop, so my little corner of the Internet has been getting a little dusty as of late. Insert the usual promise about more posts and more fashiony business and blah blah blah John Krasinski is cute.

Maddy

A New Bag for a New Year

2007-09-15T07:02:00.000-07:00

My blogging has been rudely interrupted by the reappearance of school into my schedule. Sigh. How annoying. Fortunately, it's looking like I may have more success as a sophomore than as a freshman- cuter boys, higher level French, no more Great Expectations, fewer apprehensions about wearing knee socks, etcetera. However, despite these minor perks, school is still school, and I will therefore be spending most of my time amidst the unwashed miscreants (if I may borrow a phrase from Julia Stiles) who walk those hallowed halls in Uggs and Abercrombie than all of my lovely fellow bloggers. Expect more as the school year progresses- I think that this might be an interesting one.

Here is the school bag. Seems to be holding up pretty well so far, knock on wood (it's much fatter when stuffed full of books).

Here is my beloved new hat. I am dying for an opportunity to wear it. I'm thinking I'll wear it with sparkly tights, an accordian pleat skirt, and an all-encompassing navy blue pea coat for a delightfully dramatic ensemble. Of course, the aforementioned unwashed miscreants at my school would never appreciate the ensemble, but they can suck it because they wouldn't know fly if it bit them on the nose.

So yeah. I'm off for the weekend to see my cousin's adorable baby Charlotte get babtised. And by the way, isn't Charlotte the prettiest name? I think it is one of my very favorite girl names, right up there with Adelaide and Piper and Emma. Well bye!

Maddy

p.s.- I feel as though I look very silly in both of these pictures. Sorry about my lack of camera wielding skills.

Pretty Fall Things

2007-08-30T07:59:00.001-07:00

Since school is starting on Tuesday, and I am utterly miserable, I've decided to look at the bright side of the situation: the clothes I will soon be rocking upon ending my summer hiatus from the realm of style. So here are a few things I am looking forward to for the coming months.

1. Cloches. Yeah, so these are pretty much all the rage for fall, and maybe they're already so far in that they're out. I don't care, I love them and I have one. It is a black felt Liz Claiborne (RIP) thing with a bow and a little brim on the front. Sadly, it will still be a couple months until it is cool enough out to wear it. Until then, I will just admire these pictures for inspiration:

2. Old Navy. Although their summery stuff is definitely more on the hit-or-miss end of the spectrum, I can always count on Old Navy to deliver the goods when it comes to winter.

This tweed jumper would be perfect over a solid color tee, although you might need to employ some of your higher heels and a pair of textured tights to make it look a little less grade school. $29.50.

Ruffly scoop-neck tee in a highly rockable shade of purple. I think it would look excellent with some wide legged jeans and black patent kicks. $10.

3. Sweater dresses. These are my winter equivalent of the summer jersey dress. For those days when I just can't be bothered to make an effort, I have a stockpile of sweater dresses that I can pull on with my trusty red Chuck Taylors, a headband, and a long sleeve tee on top so that I end up looking reasonably put-together (read: not homeless).

J. Crew is like sweater dress headquarters. Unfortunately, since their prices have been inflating to private-school-kid standards, I can't shop there very much. But I can still look, right? From top: $175, $118, $160 (Gak!).

Yeah, so that's all I got for now. I was going to wax enthusiastic about flannel, but before I can do that I need to put up pictures of the schoolbag I made (It is yellow and gray flannel with a Nintendo 64 patch and a patch I got in Amsterdam. It's awesome, if I do say so myself, which I do). So I'll do that... sometime? I know all of you utterly devoted fans are just dying to see what I'll be hauling around my French textbook in this year, I know. I can see it in your eyes.

Maddy

Pencil Skirts and Condescension

2007-08-20T18:52:00.000-07:00

I hate shopping at American Apparel. Certainly, they stock excellent basics, and some of their non-basics are even mildly covetable. But walking through that store is torture, torture! I mean, God, I had no idea there were enough hipsters in the city of Richmond to fully staff even one of these shops, but I guess you'd be surprised. The place just exudes purposeful condescension, which is something very difficult for me to stomach, especially from a very hairy cashier who is smugly wearing shiny black short-shorts. I suppose he was being ironic, as hipsters are wont to do. I was not impressed. Also, when did everything turn shiny? Is that really necessary? Aside from the ubiquitous golden leggings which I will never mention again, there were bikinis and leotards and other things that I feel don't need to be shimmery. Oh, and on the checkout counter, there was a box of those dreadful eighties aerobics headbands (in metallics, natch) that are meant to be worn around the forehead of the type of girl who decided stringy bangs were a great idea and Kirsten Dunst is a real inspiration. Niether of which statements are true, by the way, but American Apparel begs to differ. Sigh. Well, at least I am satisfied with the jersey pencil skirt that I finally went out and bought in gray. It really is lovely. It's just, gracious, I hate actually entering the store. I think I may have to perform all future transactions on line. Those shop clerks just make me want to roll my eyes and say oy vey. And I am not even Jewish.

Maddy

p.s.- In case you need them, here are some visual aides.

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Color Block and Underwears

2007-08-09T11:53:00.000-07:00

Despite my aversion to most things 80's, color blocking is a trend that has stolen my heart. It's interesting to see one color sitting starkly alongside another, and whether they complement one another or not. Some combinations are very jarring, while others can be subtle and even sophisticated.

I particularly like color blocking in the form of a jersey dress. This one is a lovely combination of buttery yellow with cranberry and magenta, and I like how the stripes flow into the shape of the wrap dress. Oh, and by the way, wrap dresses kick ass always. $58 by Lux (via Urban Outfitters).

I am not a fan of plastic bags. They are bad for the environment, and besides that, unsightly! These nylon grocery totes are not only easier on the Earth than a plastic bag, but they are also much cooler looking. I think I'll buy my mother one of these to replace the ratty old canvas thing she takes to the store. It's falling apart anyway. $28 from Fred Flare.

I'm kind of digging big soft tee shirts, and I am also kind of digging brown and gray. Many people are shocked to find that I actually love this particular color combination- I guess it must be written down somewhere that mixing your neutrals is a minor sin or something. I don't know, I never payed attention in catechism. Anyways, I personally think that neutral mixing is just fine and dandy and employ this particular combination very often myself. I'm not sure precisely how many years this would earn you in purgatory, though, so be warned. $19, American Apparel.

Here are some other things that I just like.

This is a rug that looks like underwear. It is from Fred Flare for $24.

Here is a watch on a chain. I would buy it, but I think I could find it at the junk store for three times cheaper and three times cooler. It's still pretty cool, though. Delia's, $24.50.

Why is Steve Madden so awesome lately? $90.

And.... that's it.

Maddy

Art Camp & No Paris

2007-08-05T21:52:00.000-07:00

Holy frick! It's been awhile since I last posted. Well, I have been at art camp in Washington D.C. for the past week and also staying with my grandma and papa. While in the city, I bought a black cloche a la Proenza Schouler. And two pairs of jewel-tone satin flats. And a swingy purple J. Crew jacket. And also two yards of beautiful, beautiful, blue-and-yellow silk. I met a cute English boy on the train up and we talked the whole way. I foolishly failed to obtain his email adress, and he didn't ask for mine... he kind of kept starting to ask but then stopping, you know how boys do that sometimes? Then by the time my stop rolled up, I had forgotten to ask for his, so I just said goodbye and that was it! Ah, well, you live and you learn. Pictures would follow, but my dad probably took the camera with him to Paris. I am very angry about this little development... my father has a terribly wealthy friend named Eric. He is very nice. So he invited dad to Paris, and then offered that my older sister Claire come along to keep company with his daughter (who is CLOSER IN AGE TO ME, but whatever). Before leaving home and while I was still in D.C., Claire decided to take with her my comfy red-and-white wedges, a pair of jeans, and my brown shoulder bag. Please, dear, help yourself to the contents of my closet without my permission. I would be utterly delighted.

All right, I do very much love my sister, but, come on! I fell head over heels for Paris in the scant amount of time I got to spend there, and I can't believe that Claire, who probably couldn't tell the difference between a Cassatt and a Carravaggio gets to spend over a week in this breathtaking city full of art and light and culture, and I got what, two days? Sigh. I suppose that, being a middle child, I am finely tuned to all injustices, so perhaps I am overreacting. But STILL.

Maddy

Harry Potter is Over

2007-07-21T10:34:00.001-07:00

I can't believe it! I tried to make it last as long as I could, but evidently that wasn't very long. The Deathly Hallows is quite possibly my favorite book ever. Okay, no, it's not. It was still a very lovely and wonderful book and I am very sad that I'll never read another installment of Mr. Potter's life without knowing how the next one goes. The fact that this actually depresses me proves that I am, beyond any hope or reason, a huge nerd.

Maddy

P.S. - I lied. I really do think The Deathly Hallows might be my favorite book ever. But please don't tell anybody.

Fabric Binge

2007-07-19T16:16:00.000-07:00

Oh, my. I have just visited la grande-mère á Washington DC, and did not come home empty handed. We went to my favorite fabric store, G Street. The quality of the fabric is much higher then the Hancock's fare that is available to me, but sadly, so is the price. Oh, it's glorious, you should see it... imported silk brocades have a section all to themselves, and discontinued Chanel tweeds are spilling off the bolt. Of course, I didn't have enough dough for the classier end of the store, seeing as those exquisitely embroidered brocades clock in at around $60 a yard and the snowy Chanel tweeds around $120. Of course, I still managed to come home with six yards of considerably cheaper fabric, and I am as happy as any clam I've ever met.

I love when there are bugs in apparel, because that seems like the last place where the generally despised creepy crawlies would be. So, naturally, I was instantly attracted to this piece of quilting cotton tossed into the remnants pile. Dragonflies are my favorite bugs, and around this time of year they are everywhere. The teal and black are so vibrant together, I couldn't resist buying up everything left. There was 2 1/8 yards, which I hope is enough for a fitted button-down dress with short sleeves, because that is exactly what these little guys want to be. $3.88 (!) a yard.

My impression of most eyelet fabrics is not so favorable. I like eyelet fine in storebought clothing, although I don't have any myself, but for some reason it usually fails to appeal to me on the bolt. That is, of course, until I saw this stuff. It strikes me as very unusual, because the embroidered holes are worked into the printed flowers as opposed to being the only decorative element of the fabric. Besides, I have a well-documented and irrational love for flower silhouettes. This is definitely going to be an airy top, possibly with a wide yoke and functioning buttons. $10 a yard.

The print on the fabric reminds me of dandelions, and the green parts look like they were cut out of constructin paper. I don't know if you can tell from the pictures, but there is a subtle brocade woven into the fabric, so it is heavy enough to carry on into my fall wardrobe as well. This stuff is just begging to become a swishy knee-length circle skirt with a satin drawstring, I think. $20 a yard.

So there you have it. I will be floating blissfully on clouds of 100% cotton for a little while as I frantically run all of this through the sewing machine... siiiiigh. I love expensive fabric.

Maddy

Current Etsy Favorites

2007-07-16T08:05:00.000-07:00

I really should be vacuuming or cleaning the oven, or at the very least taking a shower. But I'm not. Instead I am posting on my fashion blog, although I don't know who would want to read about fashion from a girl wearing Felix the Cat pyjama pants and eating frosted Mini Wheats from the box. Well, anyways, since I haven't posted in a week, here a few things currently on my 'favorites' list at Etsy.

I love this frosted glass ring. It seems very weighty, but at the same time kind of insubstantial because of the fluid design and the fact that it's clear. It also comes in like a million other very pretty colors. $17, Waterfall.

This print, entitled "No Rain", makes me feel very happy. I like the cozy colors and the funny long-nosed collage people. $15, Yaelfran.

I can't think of one good reason that I don't own this already. $99, LaurenScruggs.

A pleasingly geometric necklace with a lovely, muted color scheme. $22, from Ambika of The Fray.

So there you have it. These are the things I will own as soon as I am not broke anymore. I guess I'll go do work now... sigh.

Maddy

Valentino is the Love of My Life

2007-07-09T20:19:00.000-07:00

... he really is.

Fur, brocade, gold lamé, flutter sleeves, glitter appliqués, ruching (my God, was there ruching)... Valentino has combined it all into one big, glamorous explosion. Again. And it is perfect, and I love him for it. I wouldn't necessarily wear any of these pieces, but that doesn't make them any less pleasing to look at. It is, after all, couture. Can't you picture Cruella DeVille in all of this? You know she at least has the white coat hanging in her closet, because I am pretty sure the collar is a baby polar bear. And she probably wore that gold dress to prom with, like, a matching headdress. These are not necessarily designs for the everyday woman, but I still love Valentino very much and with all of my heart. Seriously.

Maddy

The New Boy

2007-07-09T20:09:00.000-07:00

Ever since I evicted Christian Bale from the premises, this place is missing something. It is lacking a certain type of loveliness, the loveliness of the male variety. You know what that means, my friends- it is time to find a new resident boy-type to keep company with all of the Anthropologie dresses and attractively packaged makeup. After several seconds of deliberation, I have decided that John Krasinski is a perfect candidate for the job (assuming he can handle it). John Krasinski is undeniably cute and seems very amusing, or at least that's how he comes off on DVD commentary and when bantering with Conan O'Brien. He is also a lead on what is arguably the best sitcom currently on television, The Office. And, in addition to all of this, I just love his nose. I have a very bizarre thing about noses. I like funny-looking ones. Boys with big or awkwardly shaped noses are like puppies with one eyeball, sort of. So, it is with great pride I present to you Christian's temporary replacement, Mr. John Burke Krasinski. I found out his middle name on Wikipedia.

I couldn't find a good picture of The Jim Face, but this one is adorable enough, right?

So how does everybody feel about the new Male Representative in Charge of Being Handsome (That is the official title, by the way)? Now, I know he is no Christian Bale - I'm sorry, but Jim Halpert just doesn't measure up to Batman - but I still love Mr. Krasinski's geeky adorability. And also his nose. All opinions, suggestions, and tirades on your love for Christian, John, or other men of the Very Handsome variety are welcome and encouraged.

Maddy

Well Played, Karl

2007-07-06T15:32:00.000-07:00

I try to look at Karl Lagerfeld objectively. I really do. But sometimes it is difficult to see through layers of blinding annoyance. He is ridiculous in a way that is also kind of terrifying. Despite the fact that all of his white pony-tailed, fingerless-gloved dramatics are so silly, I can't help but be intimidated by a man who not only sits at the helm of one of the most prestigious couture houses ever, but also, as I am sure all of us have noted at one time or another, imitates Count Dracula's general demeanor with terrifying accuracy. Anyhow, as I said, I do try for objectivity in regards to Mr. Lagerfeld, and as far as Fall's couture is concerned, I have decided to throw him a little bone (Because I know he is totally waiting for my validation).
Here goes:
I rather like some of the coats.

I'm not a minimalist by any means, but I do like these clean lines. The first one appeals to me because of the saturated teal color, and the second because of its unusual texture and the ever-adorable button flaps. The third one I like because it is just a very nice-looking coat.

There. That wasn't so hard. But don't go thinking that me and Karl are going to be BFFs from now on just because of three attractively tailored coats. The other sixty four looks he gave us for Fall couture were the same old recycled natty tweeds and space-age madness that we've seen from him for the past... oh, I don't know, ever. So in conclusion, Karl Lagerfeld is still crazy. But he can make a nice coat sometimes. But he is still crazy.

Maddy

La Pomme Noire

2007-07-02T18:37:00.000-07:00

There is one particular seller on Etsy who I very much adore. Her name is Emily, but she masquerades as The Black Apple. Her paintings and prints are so truly lovely that I feel the need to add a prefix to my favorite adjective. They are super-lovely. As my dear friend Paige would say, "they make my heart smile." But enough of all the gushing. Let me just show you a few images, and you will see my point!

I am quite fond of these pictures' offbeat sweetness. And I adore the muted color palate! Those lovely dusty shades convey the perfect amount of surreal dreamy prettiness that I like in a painting. They are all just so cute! Perhaps too cute for some of you out there, but certainly not me. I mean, I'm not the kind of girl who hangs up kitten calendars in her bedroom, but I'm not one to resist letting out an elongated "awwwwww" when I see a little bitty hedgehog fishing with apples. I am planning on purchasing one or two of these prints myself and I highly recommend checking out her shop and her blog. The prints are each $13, and for some sets, $22. A small price to pay for all of that loveliness. Really.

Maddy

"The Best Things to Happen to Pop Since Glittery Eyeshadow"

2007-06-28T14:51:00.000-07:00

There are two pop singers who have taken my attention recently: Mika and Patrick Wolf. I know the latter is quite popular among other blogger-girls like myself, so I had to see what all the hubbub was about, and I must say that I am quite enamored. I was introduced to the former awhile ago by my dear friend Kate, and as far as I can tell, he is being largely ignored. Mika and Patrick Wolf's musical styles are quite similar; lovely and strange and optimistic. In addition to their musical similarities, both of these men also happen to be of quite ambiguous sexuality. This debate is fueled, I'm sure, mostly by their style of music and the accompanying lyrics, but their respective tastes in dress surely have something to do with it as well. Neither Mika nor Mr. Wolf are anything less than dapper, and I am constantly surprised by the creative and interesting things they wear.

They both do the whole suspenders-and-black-pants things so very well, and without looking even remotely silly and hipstery.

Here they are, rocking plaid in rather distinctly different ways. I like Mika's quirky but understated old man style here, with his short pants and shiny boots. Although, I must admit there is something to Mr. Wolf's typical flamboyance. You can't go wrong with a glittery chest.

And, just for fun, we have the ever-important Black and White Looking at the Camera Pictures. You are not a serious musical artist unless you have one of these tucked somewhere into the packaging of your CD.

Did you notice how gorgeous Mika's hair is?
And how excellently Patrick Wolf rocks a sweater vest with his little violin?

Whether either of them is gay or not, it doesn't really matter. I am still in love.

Maddy

The Burgundy Platforms

2007-06-25T06:52:00.000-07:00

I am so in love with these shoes.Steve Madden "Meeting" pumps, $129.95

Every time I am on the Internet, I can't resist taking a little peek at these. It torments me so, because they are only Steve Madden, after all! I should be able to afford these! I can't help myself from constructing imaginary outfits around them, either. I see them peeking out from under the cuff of my wide-legged khakis, topped off with a tailored black button-down. And, oh, how perfectly they would complement the beige-and-red floral pencil skirt I am getting ready to make! But, alas... it looks like I am either going to be forced to sacrifice my dignity and beg my mommy to pay (like that's going to happen), or I will just have to wait until they go on clearance. Oh, the trials of my life! Sniffle... sniffle...

Maddy

Seven Things Strange

2007-06-21T16:21:00.002-07:00

As I am sure you all have noticed, I just love talking about myself. That's the point of blogs anyway, right? So naturally, when Felice (who has the cutest name EVER) at Genuine Inspiration tagged me, I simply couldn't resist the opportunity. I must list seven things you didn't know about me. Let's see...

1. I can do some serious damage with a pint of Phish Food. If I'm sick (like now) or have PMS or am upset about something, that stuff is just gone. I know it's such a cliché, "Girls eat ice cream to feel better!" but it really does work for me. I know, I'm a weenie.

2. I have invented a plethora of extremely immature games. My personal favorite is the moustache game, which I invented in fourth grade and is still in common usage amongst my friends and I today. You hold your index finger up to your lip and stare at somebody expectantly for a little while. For some strange reason, they almost always do it back. Not only is this response an anthropological anomaly, it's also an excellent way to entertain yourself during A.P. Earth Science!

3. I have never gotten a detention. Ever. Despite all of my shenanigans and damage to the cafeteria vending machines (I wanted to see if it would take a hundred pennies instead of a dollar! You can't blame me for having scientific pursuits), teachers just love me. The trick is to get yourself pegged as a Good Child early on in life. That way, nearly everything you do will be excused, short of stabbing the janitor or something like that. Which I have never done and I don't plan to, although I suppose you never know.

4. I really wish I had been born in 1880 in Paris. Then, I could've experienced La Belle Epoque! Can you imagine? To have been there, to have been a part of that? I could've been BFFs with all the post-Impressionists, I could've lived in a squalid apartment in Montmartre, I could've been a bohemian revolutionary! Instead, I was born into this craphole of a decade. Sigh. I guess there's an upside. In the future, we have rock and roll music, indoor plumbing, Oreos, Christian Bale, and the Internet. Which are five excellent things. Okay, I'm satisfied. But still.

5. You know those superlative things they have in the year books, where everybody votes to see who is the "Best..." "Most Likely To..." etcetera? I got voted "Best Sense of Humor" along with my buddy Severin. What can I say? The people have spoken, and I am freaking hilarious.

6. Okay, this one is gonna be gross. Are you ready? I don't have armpit hair! Bizarre, I know, but rather nice, especially when wearing a swimsuit or tank top. Maybe it's a side effect of my ten-year-old-boy body.

7. My big brother Bo has Down's Syndrome and I love him to pieces. He's really, really funny, and way more popular than me. At school, I'm mostly addressed thusly: "Hey, aren't you Bo's sister? Tell him I said hi! I love that guy!" I could tell so many stories about Bo, he's so weird, but I will restrict it to a brief list of likes and dislikes. He loves The Simpsons, making fun of our little brother, ketchup, dogs, soda pop, Friends, Ben Stiller, coloring books, telling knock-knock jokes that don't make sense, and flipping people off. (He doesn't do that last one that often anymore because my mom got so mad at him about it, but it was so funny when he did. Honestly.) He hates bread, getting his DVD privileges taken away, when people fight or cry around him, math, and roller coasters.

I'm supposed to tag seven other bloggers to do this, but I don't feel like it. So I'm just leaving an open invitation here... let us know all the strange and embarrassing things about you there are! Or at least seven of them.

Posting Under the Influence

2007-06-08T18:50:00.001-07:00

OH MY GOD I THINK I AM DYING. It seems my brain has been replaced by snot and it is all coming out of my nose. And also it feels like I am going to barf up my own throat. I'm sure you all enjoyed that description. I just took a couple extra-strength Tylenol, so prepare for a few paragraphs of crazy coming at ya.
So school has been out for a week. Yes, that's right. I am off to bigger, better, and altogether lazier pursuits. As I was signing everybody else's yearbooks (I didn't buy one, they were like 80 bucks because the cover and signature pages turn yellow if you touch them. I guess the school board decided that our memories really needed to be heat sensitive), I was thinking, "Wow. I really don't even like half of these people." I mean, what the hell do you write in creepy Kenny from health class's yearbook? 'Good times in health class, huh?' because they weren't. Kenny is the kind of guy who makes you feel like you need to put on a parka when you are wearing a tank top because he is staring at your boobs so intently, I guess to make sure they don't make any sudden movements and pull a knife on him or something. After I uncomfortably signed my name at the bottom (with the obvious exclusion of last name and phone number; I don't want any unsolicited rapings this summer, thanks), the bell rang for the end of P.E./Health class. We were subsequently carted off like cattle to participate in an outdoor carnival including all kinds of sticky, inflatable fun. My ninja friend Grant and I had a heated debate about whether those air-filled balloon boxes that you jump around in are called Moon Bounces or, as he thought, Bouncy Castles. In short, Grant is an idiot and I won. Mostly I hung out with Meagan who I haven't seen in FOREVER which was a laugh. We got cotton candy and snuck around the upstairs of the school, where nobody was and it was really funny. We saw Pirates III after school. Both of us have already seen it, we just wanted to familiarize ourselves further with the ridiculous mess of a plot that movie is. It's the kind of action movie that you have to just let happen to you. You will find excellence (and historical inaccuracies) in the places you least expect. Anyways, back to my complaining. Why do they have to drag out the last couple of weeks so agonizingly? You don't do anything except study for exams, which in my school aren't even that big of a deal. And yet, you are expected to show up as chipper as you would in September. And besides, what with the heat and my dreams of blue Popsicles, my speech has a tendency to lose its coherence as the day wears on, which can become rather embarrassing as perfectly school-appropriate words such as "organism" or "tests" rearrange their letters inside my head and come out as "orgasm" or "testes". It is a terrible affliction, but now that school is over, I haven't uttered a single heat induced obscenity. Which is nice.

To summarize: They're called Moon Bounces, Johnny Depp is foxy even in dreadlocks, blue Popsicles are delicious, my boobs can stab people of their own accord, and I'm halfway high on Tylenol so I probably shouldn't be writing things for the world to read right now.

Maddy

Moody

2007-06-04T06:38:00.000-07:00

Where summer is concerned, most people have a tendency to lean towards the brighter end of the spectrum. It is the norm to see saturated orange and cerulean blue clashing against each other, and this is the pretty much the only time of year when canary yellow can be allowed to fly alongside flamingo pink. Gray is about the farthest color from peoples' minds. I mean, think about it; just how many gray bikinis have you seen in your life? I personally can't recall a single one. And I suppose it does make sense. After all, who wants to adorn themselves with the color of winter skies when blue summer ones are so plentiful? If you think about it, though, gray would be perfect for summer. It's casual, and comes in almost as wide an array of fabrics as white. It blends in unobtrusively with other colors, and so would not hinder the impact of your summer brights. And, most importantly, it's easy to wear. I guarantee that you can find a gray that is suitable to your skin tone, be it pale pearl or stormy charcoal. So why not?

Patrick Robinson seems to agree with me wholeheartedly. In his collection for Target, gray is the central color. This pretty little number is $24.99 on their website. I love how the skinny yoke and the silver loop belt anchor the free flowing fabric. If you're interested, go to the Target stores; they have a much bigger selection of Patrick Robinson than on the website, and it is all very reasonably priced.

With an up-to-there hemline, sweet little gathers along the sleeves and neckline, and a big, splashy sailboat print, you don't need much else to declare to the world that it is, indeed, summertime. $29.50 from Delia's.
So did you guys know that Steve Madden actually makes some really cute dresses? Because I totally thought he just stuck to the pretty but kind of slutty, moderately priced shoes territory. Well anyways, I really, really like this gray-and-black color block dress. Maye it's the satin sash, maybe it's the flat pleats, I don't know, but something about the baby doll shape with spaghetti straps just seems really easygoing and pretty and utterly perfect for summer parties. $174 on the website.

I like how these kind of look like mens' trousers, what with the pleats and angled belt loops and serious gray color. But with the covered button closure and the ones cinching the side, it takes on a more playful, girlish air that is very suitable for various summertime hijinks and romps and so forth. These are $38 by Roxy via the Nordstrom website.

And now I have to go write an English paper. Ugh, I don't care about Great Expectations! I just want to write about what colors I'm planning on wearing this summer. Does that not have as much literary merit? No? Damn it.

Maddy

(Oh, and I'm back a lot sooner than I thought I would be, for several school-related false alarms. Anyhow, here I am! Did you miss me?)

Stuck in the Middle

2007-06-02T11:15:00.000-07:00

I realize I have not made an actual fashion-related post in like three weeks. Sorry about that one. It might actually be awhile until I'm back with real fashion-type news. When I do someday return to the usual topic of this blog (which is, in fact, clothing, and not Christian Bale) you can expect posts on the following things:

- antique shop jewelry

- wearing gray in the summer

- flower silhouettes

- ribbons

By next week, I promise I will resume with the usual loveliness in twice-a-week increments that I know all of you have come to need and love.

In order to enforce this resolution, I'm afraid Mr. Bale won't be showing his face on this blog for a little while. He has been banned for the time being, on the grounds that his personal brand of distilled perfection distracts me from fashion.

Farewell, Christian. For now.

Maddy

Blast From the Past

2007-05-22T13:13:00.001-07:00

So, I'm kind of stalling for ideas of what to post about. I am completely without inspiration. Until I come up with something, I am going to amuse you with a list of obscure pop culture memories from my childhood. Does anybody remember:

Archie Comics
Are You Afraid of the Dark?
Fruit Stripe chewing gum
CatDog
Peace Frog tee shirts
Sabrina the Teenage Witch
Gel Pens
Goosebumps books
Bill Nye the Science Guy
Captain Underpants

Maddy

2007-05-14T17:15:00.000-07:00

Christian Bale:

I thought I'd just remind everybody just how hot he is. You know, in case you have forgotten or something.

Maddy

Un Peu d'Air sur Terre

2007-05-12T06:40:00.000-07:00

I rather like the Spring Lacoste ads. The background is a pleasingly clean gray, featuring only the leaping model and the iconic crocodile, with the tagline "Un peu d'air sur Terre" tucked away unobtrusively in the corner.

They're a novel departure from the smokey-eyed goddess staring smolderingly at the camera lens through the embrace of some genetically perfect male model. I don't love the clothes all that much, but these ads are drastically different, and I think quite refreshing. A little air on Earth, indeed.

Grace Kelly, Summertime, and Other Things

2007-05-05T04:43:00.000-07:00

I have been put in a wonderful mindset of loosely braided hair and floaty skirts as a result of the terribly lovely weather of late, and I am done with that whole school thing. Luckily, Summertime is five weeks away from where I'm standing, so I don't have that long to wait until I can break out the bikini and Rainbows. In my idle dreams of the blessed season, I have imagined the sort of things I might wear if I were to actually dress myself stylishly for Summer, which I don't. However, if I did, I would dress like Grace Kelly on a Tahitian vacation. As far as color is concerned, there would be lots of taupe, rose, mint, rich browns, and charcoal. The fabrics would be canvas and leather, tempered with lots of soft woven cotton. Accessories would be minimal but well chosen, and they would of course all be gold and mother-of-pearl, interspersed with the occasional semi-precious stone, like coral or onyx.

Here are some personal approximations of my Dream Summer Look:

Now, some shots of the shoes, which as we all know are the real stars:

Here are a few things that I think would make nice additions to my Dream Summer Look if I were to pursue it:

Free People, $38:

The delicate sea shell pink will flatter tanned skin, and its effect is only enhanced with intricate chocolate brown embroidery. Perfect for lounging on the patio in the late afternoon, listening to nearby pulse of the surf and quietly reading a book.

Anthropologie, $158:
The terra cotta print on the ivory fabric will be flattered by the yellow light filtered through the palms. The neckline is cunningly sexy; wide, showing a generous amount of shoulder, but not deep enough to reveal more than a hint of cleavage. You will be admired by all passing gentlemen, but float by unaware as you skirt flutters in the sultry zephyr.

Kenneth Jay Lane, $85:A series of gold disks will swing gently from each earlobe with your every move. They swing forward as you let your hair fall demurely around your face; the disks collide with each other lightly when you throw your head back to laugh; they tinkle quietly as you push your hair behind your ear. Rather an impressive collection of possibilities for one pair of earrings, really.

Too bad I dress like a bum in a bikini throughout the entire summer. Ah, well, I suppose I am just not glamorous enough for this sort of thing. However, if I ever do go on a Tahitian vacation, you can be sure I would wear heels every day.

Maddy

Business Dealings

2007-05-01T12:10:00.000-07:00

Last week, I went shopping with my friend Sasha and her big sister Leona on Carry Street (full of great junk shops and skinny-jeans-and-owl-necklace type stores). Leona was looking for her prom dress, and couldn't find a single thing she liked, even after going to the mall. So it was decided that I would make her dress. I'm not sure how wise a move that was for a girl with only two years of sewing experience who needs supervision to put zippers in, but that's what happened.

The pattern:
My progress:

It's a knit crepe, so it's pretty stretchy. It's basically like jersey, but with a little texture. It's the loveliest hue of dusty purple and the color really looks stunning on Leona. I'm nearly done. I've just got to sew the skirt to the bodice and put in the zipper, then Leona will need to come try it on again (she already has twice) so that I can sew down the straps. Then, it will be done! She's paying me somewhere in the $50 - $100 range, so all in all, not a bad commission for a pretty simple dress. Of course, I've probably just jinxed it and I will mangle the fabric when I sew the zipper in. Ah, well, such is the nature of life.

Maddy

Maddy Goes High-Tech

2007-04-30T16:47:00.000-07:00

Finally, I have pictures of my most recent finished project. Behold!

The gorgeous fabric:

The dress, all aloney on its owney:

The dress, featuring me! Doesn't it look much happier this way?

Yes, the picture is most definitely sideways. And yes, it is very fuzzy because my mother is awful with a camera. However! Is the effect not magnificent? Or at least decent? Whatever, I'll work out the kinks later, this whole photography thing is really far too high tech for me. I'm thinking I may take the hem up about four inches so it hits my knee (I think that's what it's supposed to do, I am just really quite short). And how do these shoes look with it? Anyhow, on to the next project, or rather the next two.I'll update on those soon, but right now I've got to go do the dishes and my homework and take a shower and well.... ugh.

Maddy

Mermaid Halters and Midriff Bands, Part II

2007-04-21T08:28:00.000-07:00

I am in love with this dress.
Luckily, I am making one quite similar, so I won't have to spend $148 at Anthropologie. It is the same basic shape (mermaid halter, fitted bodice, wide-ish skirt), and the fabric I chose is this lovely calico with a pattern of navy and French blue parasols. I have these pretty beige canvas espadrilles with sort of gold thread woven into them that will look really, really perfect with it. A little sweeter than my usual sense of dress, but really perfect for going out to eat and other upcoming summery activities. I am almost done, I just have to line the bodice and then poof! Ready to be worn! And as soon as I can snatch my daddy's digital camera or provide myself with one of my own, I will show it to you. I suppose I could just ask my dad to use his camera, but I don't think he approves of the Internet. And besides, what is the fun in that? My sneaky ninja skills are desperately underused. Oh! And also I am making that drop waist dress with the wide neckline from the pattern that I got off eBay. If you scroll down the picture's probably still there. I got this black and white plaid muslin for dirt cheap, and these big old buttons with anchors on them to stick on there somewhere... well anyhow, gotta go, I am itching to finish my new dress. Bye!

A Tale of Romance, Passion, and a Murder Most Foul

2007-04-19T16:21:00.000-07:00

I implore you: go watch Corpse Bride, right now. Not that the movie itself is any great shakes (sadly, Tim Burton's losing his touch), but the animation is perfectly stunning. I had forgotten about that. The sets are ispired, the expressions on the puppets' faces finely tuned, but most of all I love the dress of the corpse bride herself. It is just so very pretty to look at, and I marvel at how graceful her movements are, being animated frame by frame. I'm sure the animators used CGI to orchestrate the flow of her veils and things, but even without this, the effect would be breathtaking. It has inspired me. Imagine it: A blue-gray satin brocade bodice, jaggedly seamed to layer upon layer of pearly tulle of uneven lengths. Or maybe a long, uninterrupted length of steely silk, strapless, with closely spaced silver buttons down the back. Hm, if only I was that proficient at sewing... and if only I had a glamorous sort of funeral to go to.

Stop motion animation is a dying art. Computers are kind of kicking it out. This is horrible and must be stopped, for the sake of all that is aesthetically pleasing.

Maddy

TANGENT WARNING

2007-04-14T16:41:00.000-07:00

I am going to have to round up every hypocritical magazine editor in the world if they do not shut their face holes about weight, and then I will burn them all, each at their own individual pyre. (It may be the only way to rid the world of their self righteous 'Letters From the Editor'). I was reading this month's Vogue, allegedly devoted to shape. It kind of pissed me off. Really, how often do you see a plus size model in Vogue? That's right, once a year, in the shape issue. Also, they had Scarlett Johansson on the cover, who is barfably over-publicized. I never want to see her coyly squinty-eyed mug staring up at me from the magazine rack at Target ever again, but that is a rant for another day. Anyhow, it just makes me so annoyed. Everybody needs to quit looking at themselves in the mirror so much. I think if magazines would stop running articles about skinny models, it might make overweight girls feel much less self conscious. Hello, you people, you at the magazines and on the news, you are the ones pointing out the differences in the first place. Sure, girls will notice on their own, but if none of us made such a big deal out of it, maybe the girls wouldn't either. I'm also sick of the new mantra of the masses, "real women have curves". Shut up! Last time I checked, I was a 32 A with no hips to speak of and an annoyingly protuberant sternum, but- gasp! - still a real woman. Why can't every woman be the genuine article even if they don't conform to one set body type? I understand that saying real women have curves is to make curvy women feel good, but should they have to feel superior in order to feel beautiful? It just doesn't make sense, and that's why this whole weight debate is so crazy. If people would stop talking about it so much (not ignore it, just stop discussing it all the time), then perhaps there would not be such a problem anymore. But who am I to say? I know I can't speak for everybody, and I know I'm not really making many points here that haven't been made before. I guess I'm just feeling pissy because I have nothing to do. So if you've actually read this far, maybe you should get a medal for putting up with my histrionics and overuse of italics. Bravo, madam, bravo!

Maddy

p.s.- Also, is anybody else bored of the tag line, "The Skinny on Weight Gain"? Aren't the magazines even creative anymore? Okay I'm done.

Je Suis Retournée

2007-04-08T19:37:00.000-07:00

I'm back, and this trip was really was something. There was quite a lot to see, especially in Paris, where I have never been before. I ordered food in French several times, which was fairly mortifying as a result of the waiters' condescension. But alas, such is the cruel and mysterious way of the French. Anyhow, since I am now a cosmopolitan and worldly sort of girl, I shall share with you lowly, lowly plebeians a bit of my newfound European style.

Many British ladies seemed to have a thing for textured stockings. Opaque black is nice, but there is something to be said for a more tactile version of the classic.

There is a nice selection here. In Paris, classic black and white was quite popular, but in the form of patterns, which I quite liked.

Wet Seal

White House Black Market

And absolutely everyone had a nice coat. Nothing like the puffy things worn in America.

French Connection
Urban Outfitters. Finally, some color!

There. Now go forth and be sophisticated, and give the French nothing more to complain about in regards to American style. They do, after all, have a point.

Maddy

God, it feels good to be back.

Bon Voyage and Go to Hell!

2007-03-27T13:10:00.000-07:00

I'm going to be gone to Europe for ten days, everybody! Sadly, for the duration of these ten days, all of your lives will be Lovely-free. You'll have to try to manage without me somehow. Until I return, here are a few pretty items to keep your eyeballs from falling out as a result of loveliness deficiency. It happens, look it up.

Some very glitzy French Sole ballet flats, about $150. Would look great with:

Kimichi & Blue white pencil skirt, $68, which would match nicely with this:

Silk screened tee, Circular Accessories at Etsy.com, $25. On your way out the door, grab this:
Unreasonably price but undeniably perfect Mulberry purse, $895.

There! I have just created a nicely monochromatic ensemble for you to wear, complete with accessories. You're welcome! God, whatever will you people do without me for the next ten days?

Maddy

Midriff Bands and Mermaid Halters, Part I

2007-03-22T16:39:00.000-07:00

I have just discovered the plethora of vintage sewing patterns available on eBay. Why didn't I know about this veritable treasure trove before now? There are so many and they are so cheap! I just bid on these three. The lot is going for $0.99, no joke.

The drawback of vintage patterns is that they don't come in adjustable sizes. Back then, you could only get one size out of each pattern. The busts on all of these are a couple inches too wide for me, but hopefully I can adjust that. I'll ask my sewing teacher, she's a freaking genius. Well, anyhow, the point I'm trying to make is that nowadays, you really can't get a cute dress pattern for less then $10, at least not at Hancock's. And, lo and behold, here I find three cute dress patterns for a buck. The moral of the story is: I love you, Internet.

Here are some more cute ones and the accompanying links, in case you are interested.

8 patterns from the 60's (only four shown), $4.

4 patterns from the 40's, $10.

15 patterns from the 50's, $15. I am blinded by all of the gorgeous. The cheap, vintage gorgeous.

Maddy

The Tea Partiers' Association

2007-03-19T16:23:00.000-07:00

If there is one thing that I have always adored, it is tea parties. I love the girliness, the sense of decorum, and the very tiny sandwiches. It is so much fun to get all dolled up in a wide skirted dress and drink primly out of bone china cups with your equally well-dressed friends. Of course, the sophistication quickly wears off when conversation veers off into the territory of false mustaches and "If you don't stop hitting me, I will kill your dog." But it's still fun.

Etsy has a great collection of very cute tea cups, many of them vintage but most handmade. Don't you love the little vampire on the last one? It would have been perfect for my Halloween tea party.
Anthropologie is stocked with dresses ideal for the teapartier. Look for things with fun patterns, flattering seaming, and scant or nonexistent straps. I like to make my own tea party dresses; if you have the ability to do so, I highly encourage that you do this instead of buying one. It's very rewarding to get compliments on a frock you made, and besides, it'll already be tailored to fit you.
For tea parties, and Springtime in general, I like my nails to be a pinky-nude color. It goes better with the warm weather, and besides, when it chips you don't have to be so pressed to repaint as you would with my usual red or purple. Try OPI Malaysian Mist, it's my favorite.When it comes to footwear for these occasions, pretty much anything goes. I tend to favor either a sky-high wedge like this pair from Delia's, or I just go barefoot, but flats or flip flops can look every bit as lovely with your floaty frock. And you do have a floaty frock, don't you?

Happy partying!

Maddy

Madeline's Makeup Adventure

2007-03-17T07:08:00.000-07:00

I have discovered a miracle, you guys. And this miracle is called Stila Convertible Color. I was browsing around Sephora one day and there was this pretty little compact, the description of which boasted that "This lipstick-and-blush combo will give both your cheeks and mouth a bloom of color!" Skeptical, I swiped some on my cheek, and was met with a glaring smudge of hot pink. I gasped, horrified, and blended like the wind. And, who would've guessed, it looked great! I then hit my friend very hard in demand of her opinion.
"Paige, look! Look at my face!"
"It's okay Maddy, it's still there."
Taking no heed of her annoying sarcasm (she was probably just jealous that she hadn't found the blush first), I proceeded to purchase it immediately. My friend Meagan remarked the next day that I looked lovely and very French. I just flipped my hair and shrugged, saying, "Darling, don't I always?"
So my babysitting money has been squandered yet again thanks to my frivolous shopping habits. The difference this time, however, is that I don't regret it. Seriously you guys? I love this stuff. It makes me feel like one of Renoir's blushing girls. And besides, the case is so pretty. It just feels so distinctly feminine to flip open a pretty compact and check your reflection, doesn't it? Well, anyways, I'm going to shut up now. Bye.

Maddy

*the pictured shade was not the one I purchased- mine is more of a ridiculously garish hot pink. It is called 'Petunia.' Buy it here.

Moschino Fall 07

2007-03-10T15:29:00.000-08:00

How does nobody else love Moschino? It has such an earnest charm. And I like how they have a sense of humor that matches its sunny aesthetic perfectly. After a so-so showing last season, this season is a relief.

I would wear all of these things, with the possible exception of the uncomfortable-looking sequined ascot in the last ensemble.... but it still works for runway, right? And aren't those scalloped rows of pleats in the first dress just so charming?

On another note, I think I will be introducing pictures of myself onto the website wearing, you know, pretty things. Because I'm just a little narcissistic. I shouldn't speak too soon, though, because this whole new development will depend solely on my ability to work multiple pieces of technology at the same time, and that could get messy.

Maddy

Chloé Fall 07

2007-03-05T15:03:00.000-08:00

Even before their exquisite Spring show, I have always adored the quintessentially quirky Frenchness Chloé embodies. And, with one particularly dynamic shade of orange and some very tall, very shiny footwear, this collection was no disappointment. Loved. It.

Jolie, assez jolie.

Maddy

Happy Birthday to ME

2007-03-01T12:19:00.000-08:00

It was my birthday on Sunday! A few of my friends came over Saturday night. We watched Wayne's World a couple times and drank an ocean of strawberry soda. One of them gave me a package of adhesive mustaches, and this provided us with several hours of entertainment. For my birthday I finally got a much nicer sewing machine. Hurrah! Then a bunch of my relatives came over, from the crazy side of the family, and that's always a little nerve wracking. But it was okay, we ate tiramisu and they told embarrassing stories about me as a baby. Pretty much like every other year. My sister is coming home from college tomorrow, and then we will celebrate properly. And by "properly" I mean "with more tiramisu." So fourteen wasn't such a bad year, but I withhold my official opinion on the matter until I have fully experienced fifteen. It better be great.

Hey, I have the same birthday as Renoir!

Maddy

Frida Giannini, Worker of Miracles

2007-02-23T16:22:00.000-08:00

I am really digging Gucci under Frida Giannini. What used to be a label I sincerely despised has slowly morphed itself into something that I actually kind of like. How peculiar... this is, afterall, a brand I commonly associate with expensive sluttiness. Giannini is really trying to class things up. Their collection for Spring is one of my favorites of the season, and I've just seen the Fall 07 today. And, overall, I really liked it.

This coat is so beautifully cut, and in such a lovely, unusual shade of orange. It gets prettier every time I look at it. Quite simply put, Oo la la.

Why I like this outfit has everything to do with the fact that it looks kind of Harry Potter-ish. And I am not afriad to admit it. GRYFFINDOR.

Why, some of these accessories are borderline preppy. I never thought I'd see the day that Gucci and Ralph Lauren would have comparable aesthetics.

It is indeed a strange universe.

Maddy

Breaking the Law

2007-02-19T04:12:00.000-08:00

Another color combination I am totally digging for next fall is black and bright blue. It's so unexpected! One of the first laws of fashion that I learned is that never the twain shall meet. I don't know who decided that, God probably, but it's just something that's always kind of stuck. I had a change of heart, though, when I saw the punky, energetic vibe they create when combined.

I'll try to shut up about colors now.

Maddy

(From top: Anna Sui, Donna Karan, Jill Stuart)

Love is a Cyborg Playing the Harpsichord

2007-02-15T14:52:00.000-08:00

Happy Valentine's Day, everybody. In case you were wondering, mine was awesome. To start off the day, I went to the local bakery (because we totally have one) to buy a dozen cupcakes or so, wearing this floaty Erin Fetherston thing.

Unseasonable in these temperatures, I know, but my heart was just so full of romance! I was given my confections free of charge because I looked so lovely. Then I went to a late breakfast with Jon Krasinski, outfitted in Chloé. This ensemble is a little bright for my taste, but Jon just loves me in coral.

After Jon and I said out bittersweet goodbyes, I went to a movie with Daniel Radcliffe. He really is a sweetheart, though a little young for my taste. At any rate, he nearly died when I approached him wearing this! Proenza Schouler really does do wonders for my figure.

At this point, it was beginning to get a bit on the chilly side, and I needed to dash down to the antique shop to pick up the Manet I purchased. And who should I run into at the shop but Cilian Murphy! Quel surprise! Luckily, I was wearing this attractively streamlined coat from Philip Lim's Fall '06 line. Phew!

While hanging up my new painting, Johnny Depp showed up at my door, begging me to go dancing with him. He was so polite about it that I really couldn't refuse, so I tossed on some t-straps and this glinty Gucci shift and boogied away.

Dancing was great fun, but Johnny was starting to get a little wobbly, and I thought it best to cut our evening short. After the obligatory goodnight kiss, we bid eachother farewell. I entered my pristine room and collapsed onto my king-size bed. I was drifting off to sleep when I heard a soft knock on the door. There, silhouetted in the moonlight, was Christian Bale, holding a bag of sour gummy worms. He took my hand, whisking me away to a candlelit dinner in the city. Not, of course, before I put on my final showstopper of the night, a peachy Zac Posen number with all kinds of sexy gathering.

Yeah, Valentine's day was pretty great. And no, I did not have strep throat and spend the whole day blowing my nose and watching The Office season 2. Who told you that?

Maddy

Primary Colors

2007-02-12T16:55:00.000-08:00

A lovely trend that seems to be picking up lately is primary colors. I love the graphic effect these have, especially when mixed with black for a really dramatic pop. It reminds me of elementary school, but that's not entirely a bad thing; it's got that whole nostalgic, crayon box feel. Also kind of sixties television, which is rather cool.

Yes, my friends, it appears that red, yellow, and blue are making their comeback, and not a moment too soon. I think these will add a nice freshness to the black that looks to be taking over for yet another fall.

Maddy

(From top: Tommy Hilfiger, Marc Jacobs, Karen Walker)

I Don't Like the Cobra Snake

2007-02-11T17:15:00.000-08:00

He's just another esoteric little pocket of interest to make wealthy hipsters feel cool. His pictures are pretty much the pictures on the American Apparel website.

OH MY GOD I AM BLINDED BY TALENT

Ok, I'll give it to him that some of his compositions are kind of cool, like this:

But there are only about a dozen of these redeeming shots. The rest I could find on the digital camera of anyone who knows where the right parties are.

To restate my thesis: I don't like the Cobra Snake.

Maddy

I Can See For Miles

2007-02-08T15:15:00.000-08:00

I'm ending the aforementioned hiatus a little early, mostly because I'm utterly bored with working. Besides, I felt guilty that I had so shamefully left all of the new ready-to-wear unviewed! So let's talk about Proenza Schouler.

Things were mostly done up in soft charcoal grays and whites. In the middle of the show, they incorporated a bright blue taffetta, and after this some wine and pearl gray of the same. Color was used sparingly, but when they used it, it was high impact, and had a most delicious effect. There was a striking mixture of demurely body concious and carelessly baggy, which added interest, substance, and artistry. And the range the show exhibited was astonishing! There was belted fur, delicately beaded slips, chunky knits, tall boots, accordian pleats- all in a succinct 37 looks. To put it quite simply, everything these boys touch turns to awesome.

Maddy

p.s.- And the cloches! Oh, mon dieu, the cloches! The way the brims sort of shadowed the eyes like that crafted this sort of sultry, film noir wickedness, which was sooo cool, especially with the red lip. I swear I am going to be them when I grow up.

p.p.s.- Their Target line is out this month! Eeee! Life is just fine!

Jumping on the Hiatus Train!

2007-02-02T12:23:00.000-08:00

I've just started the Spring semester, so things have been more than a little hectic. I've also been working on writing a short story that will serve as my application the literary School of the Arts, at which I may be able to get a halfway-decent education in writing, something that has thus far eluded me. On top of this, I am trying to finish this top I've been working on, and my crappy $80 machine refuses to cooperate. So, what with schlepping around five different books for French, trying to scrape up some "inspiration", and searching for my spare needle, my life has been quite hectic, and probably will be for another week or so. This blog is going to have to fall by the wayside... sorry, sorry. I'll be back, promise! In the meantime, by popular demand, here's some Bale.

And, my personal favorite....

Maddy

Armani

2007-01-25T07:13:00.000-08:00

I rarely find myself very enthusiastic about couture. Truth be told, I think it's a little bit silly. This season, though, I do think that one house so far is worth notice: Armani.

Armani is the master of innovative silhouettes. In a fashion world where soft lines currently seem to hold court, he steadily continues to send sharp, almost dapper suits down the runway. For this I admire him. Not to say that he can't do the whole girly, ethereal thing; In fact, he's nearly as proficient at this as he is at androgyny, as demonstrated by the lovely single-strap brocade confection above. The clothes were all done up in pearl gray, champagne, and charcoal. These subtle neutrals were dramatized with liberal amounts of jewels spangled heavily throughout the show, and overall, it was nothing but breathtaking.

Giorgio, will you adopt me?

Maddy

She Was Unusual

2007-01-23T07:13:00.000-08:00

Well, I've been officially tagged to name six weird things about me. About damn time, too.

1. I have never had a boyfriend. I don't know if this is that unusual or not, since I'm only fourteen, but it looks like I'm just waiting until Christian Bale comes along. (It could work out. He's only a few years more than twice my age. Shut up.)

2. I hate milk. It's icky. Even the word, milk. Eugh.

3. There's about half a dozen chickens who live in my backyard. They're pretty much useless. All they do is peck around all day and get chased by my dog.

4. I have a serious Batman fixation. I suppose it comes from my unabashedly geeky dad, I don't know, but I freakin' love Batman. The comics, the movies, all forms of merchandise and perephenilia... what can I say? I'm a dork.

5. My favorite show ever is The Simpsons. I will hit anybody who says Family Guy is better.

6. I love naming things. I like names that start with W, and I like names that end with O.

There you have it. More about me than you ever wanted to know. So, who to tag? Um, I think mostly everybody's already done this, so let's see... Geisha at Spoons, Forks, and Fashion; Catherine, at L'emrouillamini; Wendy, at Pretty Little Pradas; Alluretone, at Allure Fashion; and Holly, at Holly Would. Reveal, I order you!

Maddy

Fly Me to the Moon

2007-01-21T08:41:00.000-08:00

A few days ago, I featured a necklace from jewelry website Alisha Louise, and I've decided to give this site a little more exposure. Today I was browsing through their whole selection, and I was floored. I want everything. I think that the look sort of evokes Frank Gehry for Tiffany, but a little more playful and a lot more affordable. I don't think anything even surpasses two hundred dollars, which is admittedly more than I have at the moment, but still. Some of the pieces are vaguely architectural like Gehry's, while others feature cloisonné pendants with whimsical little hand-painted scenes. These are a few of my favorites:

"Stack" earrings, $90

"Cattails" pendant, $130

"Wheat" necklace, $92

"Star" earrings, $45Ugh, painfully lovely. All of the enamel pieces, like the star earrings, come in about two dozen different colors. Think how sweet and eye-catching they would be with a big ol' gray sweater and my black accordian pleat skirt. How pathetic is it that I am constructing outfits around jewelry that I do not, as of yet, own? Well, my birthday is next month, so if any of you fashionable people out there care about the well-being of my jewelry box...

Maddy

The Good Old Days of Uncomfortable Fashion

2007-01-19T14:00:00.000-08:00

What happened to the distinctly feminine silhouette achieved through the use of bone-crushing corsets and billowing skirts? When did serious ball gowns start to go out of style to be traded in for the slimmer shape we know today? It must've happened at some point in the nineteenth century, or early twentieth... I suppose marveling at the fashion mysteries of bygone days is a bit of a moot point for a fashionista in the Age of Technology, but still, I'm curious.

Maddy

(Dresses by Bottega Veneta)

Pink Wishes and Dreams

2007-01-15T08:43:00.000-08:00

I don't really like most pastel colors. I find that they fade into the crowd, and they look far too reminiscent of the sickly Easter-wear of my childhood. But lately, I have developed an attraction to dusty, ballerina pinks. I haven't the foggiest notion as to why, seeing as I don't dance and I've never been particularly fond of pink before. Perhaps it's that dreamy Piscean nature that I can't seem to avoid, no matter how much I insist to myself that I am a perfectly articulate and analytical girl who does not buy into astrology. Well, for whatever reason, I think these gentle, ethereal shades of pink look so very feminine and touchable. I don't think I even own anything in light pink, but it looks as if I won't be able to avoid this for much longer.

Is that enough saccharine for one day?

Maddy

(From top: Valentino, Alisha Louise, Delias)

Good God, I Am an Incompetent Blogger

2007-01-14T15:27:00.001-08:00

Hello, fashion bloggers, here is something that may please you: Proenza Schouler is doing a collaboration with Target. Perfect! I adore Target's idea of having designer capsule collections; with the exception of Behnaz Sarapfour's recent debacle, they have all been rather well done. Especially Paul & Joe. I bought one of the sweaters, and everybody seems to think it's really high end. I've got them fooled, haven't I? At any rate, here is a wee peek at the loveliness to come.
Oh my, that purple pencil skirt up there has such gumption. And, oh, can't you just picture stepping down the street demurely in that swingy A-line coat? And yellow heels! How very unexpected! I'm thinking that my wardrobe could certainly use a shot of rainbow these days, afterall.

Okay, so perhaps it's not as pretty as the real thing:

But, it's as close as we mortals will ever get, so, I'll take it, thanks. At any rate, I think the collection is hitting stores at some point this coming February. So have your wallet ready and willing, and come prepared to claw out some eyeballs; I do believe there will be a bit of physical competition for that blue and white empire waist.

(I know a couple bloggers more eagle-eyed than myself have already reported on this subject; I was just so delighted, I decided to repeat the news.)

Maddy

La Musique

2007-01-12T17:21:00.000-08:00

I am well aware that this is a fashion blog, but for the moment, I can find little to speak of fashion-wise. And so, for lack of anything else of interest, I suppose I will write about music. Not that I am particularly well informed on the subject; I just have nothing better to do since my plans have been cancelled and I've watched everything on TiVo.

I'm not one who usually goes in for the newer indie bands, because I find most kids who listen to them to be obnoxiously pleased with themselves for having such esoteric taste in music. However, you can hardly blame me for succumbing to this particular group, they are just so... sweet. The Boy Least Likely To is a pop-ish duo from rural England. This is their debut album, and the whole thing is one long string of pretty melodies, the lyrics full of clever rhymes and little neuroses. They use instruments like glockenspiels and banjos, and the whole sound is very child-like and innocent, but with a definite melancholy, fearful twinge. It puts you in a blue-and-yellow place and it is very nice.

I have a huge fan-crush on Niel Cicierega, the sole member of Lemon Demon and Internet personality extraordinaire. Dinosaurchestra is far and away his best album yet. Sometimes it's terribly funny, but at other points it seems pensive and a little sad. The whole thing is clearly thought out, from the perfectly crafted lyrics to the transition of the songs. The boy himself has a certain optomistic, Dumbledore-ish brand of wisdom that I find simulteneously intimidating and endearing, and it just makes the album that much better.

So these are a couple of albums that I find rather enjoyable. You might too, particularly if you are marginally dorky. And if you've got the blues, they both seem to strike that nice dreamy chord, somewhere in there between melancholia and hope. Hm, this post is getting terribly sentimental, not to mention a little wordy... I should just quite while I'm ahead, then.

Maddy

If Everybody Had an Ocean...

2007-01-10T14:51:00.000-08:00

These days, I'm taking a decidedly beachy turn in my wardrobe. Perhaps this unusually warm East coast weather has permeated my style, I don't know, but I find myself coveting all things dusty-hued and sand-washed. Take, for instance, this sweatshirt I recently purchased:

You can't tell from the picture, but it's very baggy. It has distressed edges, and the material is a rough terry cloth. A glorified towel, my friends. I will not, however, try to defend my purchase- I refuse to be ashamed! It is rather comfy, and looks better in person. So there.

Oh, to be the sort of girl who could pull off this kind of shirt. I love clothing like this, manufactured to look like you've had it forever or you borrowed it from your boyfriend, but tailored to fit you in an optimally flattering way. Can't you just see this over a blue bikini, that lovely taupe making your tanned skin glow? Summer, where are you! $88, Free People.I adore stamped gold earrings. So glinty, but more solidly so than the dangly gemstone kinds. These especially are nice. They're the kind of earrings that you will wear every day for about two months, and you'll only stop when you lose them while playing in the surf. From Anthro for $48. (They have a plethora of gorgeous jewelry there, if you've got a hundred bucks or so lying around, I'd check it out.)

This concludes my oceanic obsession du jour... I solemnly swear to put this look aside with a firm hand until the appropriate months arrive. June really can't get here fast enough.

Maddy

3.1 Phillip Lim

2007-01-07T08:33:00.000-08:00

Yes, yes, I know the fashion shows were ages ago. But, I never did get around to praising one of my favorites: Phillip Lim. I was reminded of how impressed I was by him when reading a recent post at The Perfect Closet. Anyways, I believe he is fairly new to the scene, and thus deserves a considerable amount of admiration. So, here's looking at you, Lim:

I rather liked the white rosette motif. Whimsical, feminine, maybe even a little twee, but rumpled enough to make it appropriately grown-up. The clothes were primarily white, the monotony of which was broken up occasionally with minimal amounts of navy and a couple floral pieces. Overall, it was well executed, charming, and not a little girly. Lovely.

Maddy

He made paintings out of urine, people. Urine!

2007-01-02T15:03:00.000-08:00

I am so, so sick of typical mod icons, such as Edie Sedgewick. It's gotten to the point that whenever I see a person wearing black and white stripes, whether inspired by the infamous Factory Girl or not, I want to shoot them in the kneecaps. Oh, and god knows you don't want to get me started on Andy Warhol. Not only have the fashionistas reembraced this talenteless hack, but the hipsters have picked up the trend as well, albeit a little late. I'm not even going to go into his lack of artistic merit, because on this subject I could elaborate for days (He was totally the poor man's Duchamp), but I do wish to address the general public thusly: I'm okay with it if you like Andy Warhol. But must you insist upon wearing Andy Warhol?

Aaaagh!

To all you Warholians: please don't be offended. I am just very opinionated, as the name of my blog implies. It doesn't lessen my opinion of you if you are a fan of he and his Factory, so don't get all huffy.

Maddy

Goodbye, 2006! See you in Hell.

2006-12-31T06:37:00.000-08:00

I realize that in the three months I have been running this blog, I have posted only eleven times. Eleven! Quite frankly, this is a measly sum, and it will simply not do. And 'tis the season for resolutions, non? So, in this spirit, I formally resolve to post twice a week. Or at least once. It's not like I've got anything better to do, right? And now, without further ado, the perfect New Year's Eve outfit:
Happy New Year!

(From top: French Connection, Coach, Jalda)

Can you name the three wise men? 'Cause I sure can't.

2006-12-26T05:45:00.000-08:00

Christmas was surprisingly subdued at my house this year, considering the fact that my entire dad's side of the family feels the need to migrate back here every year for dinner, thus ensuring that I have never had a cleaning-free December 24 from the first time I could handle a vacuum. But Christmas morning was as lovely as usual. I just have such fun getting my family presents and watching them be opened, it's just, oh! I love it. My brother Bo, who has Down's Syndrome so he loves television, was nearly overcome with emotion when he unwrapped the first season of The Simpsons. My mom seriously wanted socks, so I got her a pair of the fanciest ones I could find as a remedy for her perpetually cold feet. My dad is a huge geek and once admitted to me that he likes Batman, so I went out on a search of oddessic proportions to find a compilation book of the original comics, and I did. My sister is majoring in marine biology, so I got her a calendar of old woodblock drawings showing different types of sea creatures, some of which are disected. My little brother is my little brother, so I got him a copy of the only Captain Underpants book that he does not own. And I myself recieved:

(from my parents)
- A pink ipod because I haven't had a portable music player since I was seven and lost my walkman
- A gray and white batwing sweater
- Several DVDs (Wayne's World, 10 Things I Hate About You, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Pirates of the Carribean 2, Breakfast Club)
- A set of new pyjamas

(from my siblings)
- A VHS of two old Pee Wee's Playhouse episodes from my little brother Jacob
- A book of sewing and pattern making shortcuts from big sister Claire, who hates to hear me say the word "houndstooth"

(from my grandparents)
- A bottle of Miss Dior Cherie
- A very warm homeknit scarf in fire engine red

All in all, Santa brought me a good haul this year. Merry freakin' materialistic Christmas to you.

And a Merry Christmas to you.

2006-12-24T08:34:00.000-08:00

This is Chrismtas Eve, and I feel that a Christmassy post is in order. It will not be about fashion, because Christmas and fashion really do not mix, and they shouldn't. I tend to not leave my house on Christmas if I can avoid it, as I am busy wearing watching White Christmas and not brushing my hair. December should be a break from fashion, a time when what you're wearing is really a moot point because you're only around your completely unfashionable family anyway, and they don't give a damn, and plus it's totally cold out. Besides, who worries about stuff like that on Jesus's birthday? So here's a list of totally unfashionable things you need to enjoy tomorrow.

#1: Tim Burton

#2: Sweatpants
J Crew, $40
Victoria's Secret, $16

#3: Merchandise

#4: Good ol' Bing

Survey Time

2006-12-10T14:13:00.000-08:00

I've long wondered why views on stores such as American Eagle, Aeropostale, and other shops of that ilk are so polarized. Most people with whom I have discussed the subject either despise them or buy nowhere else. I understand why people would have an aversion to shopping at these places; the twee little eagle that AE sticks on every damn piece of fabric to pass through their stores is terribly overexposed. But the logo does not diminish the quality of the clothing or, indeed, the prettiness. I admit, internet; I have a weakness for American Eagle. Their base palatte of rich, velvety darks is what gets me. Nowhere will you find midnight blues velvetier, or such flawless shades of plum. That's why I only buy their solid color basics, like clingy long sleeved shirts or thin cableknit sweaters. Both of which, by the way, look really great under a boxy blazer. But I digress. Care to share your personal stance on Abercrombie, Hollister, et al? I'm really curious as to what all you fashion bloggers think of this.

Headbands: A ray of hope for flat headed girls

2006-12-03T10:47:00.000-08:00

I've never been a lady for hair accessories. I've tried time and time again, but the bows slip and the pins tumble to the floor, leaving my hair in a lusterless, unaccesorized curtain. Terribly heart wrenching, I know. And I'd never even considered headbands, for the simple reason that the top of my head is flat. (Like, balance-your-soda-on-it flat. Thankfully nobody notices until they make me wear a hat or put my hood up.) However, on a recent shopping trip with my sister, we were in Urban Outfitters, admiring the lovely selection of headbands, and Claire just insisted I try one. She's been on a headband kick herself these days, and she happens to look painfully adorable in them, so I conceded. And lo and behold, it looked totally cute! How strange. At any rate, it was an overpriced teal wool thing that I bought anyways because it just looked so damn cute. So, in conclusion, if any of you ladies out there have the same troubles I do, the headband is really a great and inexpensive remedy to the situation.

Maddy

(From top: Delias, J Crew, Urban Outfitters.)

Don't be a sissy

2006-11-17T17:25:00.000-08:00

Of late, it appears that women's fashion is not nearly as tough as it should be. We've got vampy, sure. Just look at the platforms that have taken the runways, not to mention the abrasive and ever-present trend of patent leather. But vampy and tough are different. The former is for the femme fatales, the sexpots. The latter is for those with guts and style, an intimidating combination. The thing is, if one wishes to play with the boys, one must occasionally dress the part. I just happen to be of the opinion that one may do so while still retaining their femininity, and here a few things that prove it.

I like this skirt. It's distinctly feminine because of the sharp cut, which would flatter any figure. And when you put a sharp cut with a dark plaid, you get a vaguely punky and rather delicious combination. JCrew, $128.

I'm really digging dark purple nail polish right now. It's like black in its slight wickedness, but classier and free of any connotations that might make you shy away from black. If you're not as keen on the color purple as I am (which would be very) you might want to give burgandy a try. It's like the red nails that are so in vogue right now, but the bluer undertones make it more grown-up. Nail polish from any old brand is fine, but O.P.I. is nicest.

Any discussion about stylish rough-and-tumble would be a travesty without mentioning my current obsession, Sailor Jerry. I think the website puts it best in their description: "These shirts look so fricking good you could buy yourself one and tell your boyfriend to consider it a birthday present." Indeed. $10, sailorjerry.com.

A plain man's roundface watch can look rather sexy in a businesslike sort of way when sitting slightly loose on a thin, feminine wrist. This one isn't terriblly loud, and the stainless steel finish is rather timeless. From Guess for $95.

Come on, ladies. I think it's about time we start kicking way more ass, don't you?

Maddy

You've got me in your pocket

2006-11-11T21:44:00.000-08:00

Here's what I love: Dresses with pockets. They are so carefree and fresh. And, okay, maybe not for winter, but who knows; the right girl could pull them off with some soft little jazz shoes and wool tights, right? Or maybe not. But I want one even though I'd be too chicken to wear it.

This one's all clean and scruffy and nice. It's just made for peach blush and a stack of jangly gold bangles. I say go for it. And for $24.50, why not? From Wet Seal, a store of which I am not a regular. However, they do occasionally come out with a winner, as demonstrated at left.

This dress makes pockets all classy, in a coy, ironic kind of way. Rather sexy. The from the iconic Diane VonFurstenberg for $465.

This one is sooo sweet. It could make anybody look like a total Betty. How pretty would this be with marroon stockings and a pair of trusty (very) dusty Chucks? And for some reason it just calls for an umbrella. Because that's how my mind works. Looks like yet another score for Anthropologie, $298.

So that's another trend that I'm not brave enough to wear. But it would be nice... no more fear of misplacing your clutch, because your phone will always be at your side.

Maddy

Those were the days

2006-11-05T05:23:00.000-08:00

Whatever happened to the ultra-feminine, matchy-matchy type days of yore? I miss the original red carpet style. The type that wasn't all sleek dresses and shiny lip gloss. I miss the kind that was teal ballroom gowns with insane cleavage and matte lipstick, the kind that you have to pry off with a spatula if you ever want to see your real mouth again. Okay, so maybe we shouldn't bring that particular style standard back, but you know what I mean.

First, matching your shoes with your handbag:

Not casual wear by any means. I do not advocate doing this for everyday at all. But for evening, it would be nice to occasionally see that look being trotted around. And it doesn't have to be so matching, just the same color scheme.

Second, accordian pleats:

I adore accordian pleats, and I always have. I have no idea why. I mean, you have to iron the pleats back in whenever you've sat on them for a long time, which is kind of a hassle. But something always brings me back to accordian pleats. So lovely and classy. Pintucks will do for you lower maintainence fashionistas.

Third, peep-toe flats:

Something about peep toe flats is so Nancy Drewishly preppy and cool. Peep-toe platforms have come back in a big way, but alas, despite a rave about them in Lucky last spring, their flat counterparts have stayed in the shadows. You can be sure that as soon as it's warm again, I'll be sliding into a pair of these like there's no tomorrow.

So these are the olden-days trends I like. Bring them back, I say!

Maddy

(From top: Sigerson Morrison, Urban Outfitters, and Nanette Lepore.)

These Days

2006-10-31T12:08:00.000-08:00

I found Chloé's newest collection to be very charming. It kind of reminded me of The Royal Tenenbaums, in a weird way. The color palette was so cozy: all comforting browns put with muted shades of peach and mint. Then, they mixed the colors with recognizable shapes in the first part of the show for a nostalgic, almost melancholy, effect. In the second part they used more delicate fabrics and it was more lady than schoolgirl but I think it still looked kind of fey. All in all, I rather liked it and could find little fault. Although, I did dislike the shots of electric blue that they tried to introduce here and there. It didn't look good, and it upset the effortless fluidity of the show. I think the blue things would've been pretty on their own, but they weren't right for this atmosphere. And yeah, I know everybody thinks Chloé is a one trick pony, but I happen to like this particular trick. All in all, I kind of adore Chloé and you should too stupid.

Maddy

Oh, and p.s.- What was up with the sensible shoes? That pissed me off a little too. But otherwise, yeah, pretty great.

Gucci's not so bad anymore

2006-10-28T18:45:00.000-07:00

I'm really digging Gucci's S/S line right now. I think its really nice when designers have a very distinct common thread in their shows. For Gucci, this thread was bold geometric patterns in saturated reds and purples paired with really cool, 60's influenced shift dresses, a la Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby. I also liked how they used some folky looking prints in the same colors. Different look, but still kinda flowed. The only things I really didn't like was the fact that, goddammit, why do you people always put your models in those big ass sunglasses? Someday when VH1 does an "I Love The 00's" special they are going to have a whole segment about that shit and our kids will laugh like hell.

Despite this, I'm thinking that that's the best show I've looked at so far this season. However, I've still got quite a few to wade through on Style.com, so, my pretties, that's all for now.

Maddy

Diamonds Where There Once Were Stars

2006-10-27T14:42:00.000-07:00

So I've been lacking in the bling department lately, seeing as I haven't gotten any new jewelry in two years, unless you count additions to my maddeningly jangly charm bracelet. As a result of my diamond deficiency, I've been eyeing every glinty thing I see with a hunger in my eye, and it has reduced me to hunting on the compy for hours at a time, searching for the perfect bangle that I will never actually purchase. But, if you're interested, here are the fruits of my sparkle-fueled lust hunt:

I find this ring to be exceedingly fly. It's kitsch at its classiest, but also a little tough because of the textured setting. I can see it with a pair of beat up 'Roos and a slinky sweater, but I think it could also be reasonably paired with a short black frock and some closed toe mary janes. At any rate, it can be found at pixelgirlshop.com for $250.

Okay, I know the whole nautical thing is kind of played out, but I had to put this on here because I love the website for its item descriptions, which are kind of hilarious and they remind me of how a large majority of my male relatives talk. And you can't tell from this picture, but the anchor is freaking huge. Can't you just see this big ass anchor weighing your neck down while you're waiting for the bus? Wear it with a v-neck and you're gonna to be noticed, that's for sure. From Sailor Jerry for $60.

And of course, any post about jewelry would be a farce and a travesty without our favorite gal Tiffany. You can find this lovely, lovely little thing on their website for a mere $15,500. Despite the outrageous pricetag, you must admit... oo la la, right? I can see it clinging to my wrist, catching the light exquisitely in some chic art gallery somewhere... sigh...

So, happy lusting, all you magpies! Much love,
Maddy

Wooo! I love the bandwagon!

2006-10-26T17:41:00.000-07:00

So I've finally broken down and started a fashion blog, as seems to be the obligatory for fourteen year old girls with a penchant for Chloe and nothing better to do. Besides, the fashion blogging community has always sort of intrigued me - one part condescension, two parts bitchiness. Which I love. So, I was thinking, why shouldn't I try and maybe get in on this little covenent of underage fashionistas? It would be fun. I like reading your guys' blogs, maybe you'll like reading mine. If you don't, I will quietly retreat from the Interweb in a cloud of embarrassment.

Much love,
Maddy